yowzah

India. 22. Unemployed Columbia University graduate with an Art History degree ;). ENORMOUS NERD. Personally victimized by Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Your body needs to be held and to hold, to be touched and to touch. None of these needs is to be despised, denied, or repressed."
Henri Nouwen  (via marcelaellaola)
23 July 2014
"The Salt and Pepper Diner" by John Mulaney

ladyleigh89:

I’m absolutely certain this has been posted several hundred times already, but it should never be forgotten. 

"I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there."
I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014)

so at work I sometimes listen to the comedy channel on pandora for craig ferguson and chris hardwick through my headphones

usually I’m fine because I’ve heard most of their stand up before I just smile to myself while I work on whatever

but today john mulaney’s bit about xanax came on and I Died like gasping for air as quietly as I can, face red as a tomato, barely containing full on cackles oh my GOD I think he’s my new fave comedian just based purely on that bit

fizzylimon:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

anglosurfmops's mum asked me if I wanted my orange juice “bitty” and I thought she was asking me whether I wanted it in a small glass

fizzylimon:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

anglosurfmops's mum asked me if I wanted my orange juice “bitty” and I thought she was asking me whether I wanted it in a small glass

22 July 2014

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
 
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