India. 22. Unemployed Columbia University graduate with an Art History degree ;). ENORMOUS NERD. Personally victimized by Benedict Cumberbatch.
so at work I sometimes listen to the comedy channel on pandora for craig ferguson and chris hardwick through my headphones
usually I’m fine because I’ve heard most of their stand up before I just smile to myself while I work on whatever
but today john mulaney’s bit about xanax came on and I Died like gasping for air as quietly as I can, face red as a tomato, barely containing full on cackles oh my GOD I think he’s my new fave comedian just based purely on that bit
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out